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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]+ Q0 B; t/ R( D; S
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1 Y8 Z7 ~, L* S" e$ m7 B/ Y" o: V5 l2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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* i) e8 g) v/ ?: o' ~: }! k3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]# W7 ?7 q" r4 U: j: b% y8 C
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 q6 `# }8 f: i {# a" \
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% T2 e7 ?' p7 f! `1 [0 Q! D' G5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 U! c4 I0 c j, C/ T
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]( l! y) X, W# J/ J
Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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( D1 `9 U, U# s7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]1 F5 ?9 ?3 P1 y/ x" m# Q
And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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: Q A! k' b1 v% u+ U8 y7 D8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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. {2 Y5 w: m6 M2 b% e% [10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 s/ q- C& \3 `
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Accidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]! R; s; U% A. R0 [; t) L
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14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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; @: q# r, I! d W, l6 |, g1 {15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 q$ p/ W, S U
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3 f$ }/ _' o9 ]18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]5 f/ U) L* l1 [6 S0 d4 T/ C, G2 P
The more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 ?) U7 N) L) F* Y9 v/ j( l/ D
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