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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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: G, o" q# g2 C& G2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]% g/ l8 @4 u" _0 ?2 I* @+ l
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6 a7 J' y5 Z# ^; V3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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* E. Z. a d- b4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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1 i4 Q8 R- F- q- n, {4 @5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]& e1 w) \# C; |. c
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And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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" J$ D; {! s( m }7 @6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]' [* y# j5 m/ @9 |' A# w
Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]. [. `0 P2 q @' o9 A
And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]) S! C. j: L2 b# b) ^$ A
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8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4 Y) h# i( I" v10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
9 l8 {3 C4 a3 y3 m" f& x! m7 ?! _' b: Q7 oAccidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] P5 H6 Y3 |* C% Q
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5 ?2 p1 D% X. n2 o1 F+ l( z12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 ~ [8 K) @" y5 J! B' }
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13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]. q: _8 z9 P( @- C/ p9 O4 }! N
Than waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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Z# Q3 }, j0 m# [$ C3 _; h14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]% X; o3 e' D7 r/ C
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15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]9 P1 O3 S: i1 c f+ l
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. G) r4 |& B1 q) i% W17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]) i2 _3 [0 `9 G! h' y* T0 b6 y
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' S4 Z! e: M3 p( ^8 M( i18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
: F! L6 N* L- y0 \/ T2 iIt protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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/ j9 [0 x2 {% u% l5 P19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
: U) z( Q$ m: o: n2 `( Y, q: g: ~The more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me./ c9 b4 w' B5 F
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