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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]* _* D( r u. z. h' M; u! T: A
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2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]) M W% T- Y) |; H
Happiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]9 r& f0 e9 |2 D- R( M3 n
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7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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& k, V. r9 D. q" K$ Q8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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" C' }6 r) t M* P G8 L2 G9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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$ S- a E* ], `. U10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]2 D3 N# t* B) V, g
Accidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]. c$ F7 P7 l2 e) `3 w$ t
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( ], e% b! P# Y12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4 Y2 L5 T9 d8 ]' @( E; [. y13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]6 X( N$ S- C: h8 O) C
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14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT], C: r9 o/ ]" r- M5 j8 F7 k
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9 Q, h3 ^9 A7 |8 l15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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4 e2 @' i$ A. x% G& N8 V2 M19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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